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Happiness Browsing.
Happiness Browsing. Very short post today. The Beast owns different "Fucking Machines", purchased while pretending some human female might join me one day take advantage of my cool toys. The less expensive of the machines is called a "Machine Gun". I just noticed today for the first time that the small print says, "Happiness Browser". I'm sure that's just an unfortunate, lost in translation accident, but I think we should embrace it. Instead of telling someone you're going to fuck them. Tell them you're going to Browse their Happiness. I'm going to Browse your Happiness hard as fuck! |
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